eBay item 1309538501 (Ends Feb-19-02 16:25:28 PST )

My cat will bite you good!

Item # 1309538501

Home & Garden:Pet Supplies:Cats:Other

Currently	$90.00	First bid	$40.00
Quantity	1	# of bids	8 bid history
Time left	4 days, 23 hours +	Location	Chicago, IL
		Country/Region	USA/Chicago
Started	Dec-12-01 16:25:28 PST	mail this auction to a friend
Ends	Dec-19-01 16:25:28 PST	watch this item

Seller (Rating)	marcneedham (4)
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High bid	mxpx81@aol.com (17)

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Description

I am the owner of a small angry cat.
The winning bidder will receive one visit from me and my cat, my cat will then bite you.
I personally can't think why anyone would want this but I also can't think why anyone would want a monkey phone call or someone dropping by their house to beat them up. What you do with your money is nobody's business but your own.

Rules:
- I must be present while my cat is biting you. I might want to laugh or take pictures or something.
- There will be no hitting the cat after he has bitten you. You knew it was going to hurt, you shouldn't be surprised.
- I am not responsible for any loss of life or limb. I am also not responsible if he refuses to let go; you can deal with that yourself, but remember the no hitting rule.
- If bitee is not winning bidder, bitee must be willing participant. I.e. you stick your hand out, my cat bites it. I don't want him to have to chase someone around a house to do the biting.
- Bite must be on bare flesh. Cat food or a meat paste of some description may be applied if cat doesn't feel up to biting.
- Bitee must reside in greater Chicago area (email me for definition of greater Chicago area) or be prepared to furnish travel costs for both myself and my cat.
- I will provide current vaccination records (including recent rabies vaccination) for cat. Bitee must be able to do same.

These things cost extra:
- biting of any body part other than hand - no genitalia!
- biting hard enough to break the skin.
- having me bite you instead of the cat.
- 8" X 10" glossy of my cat sinking his teeth into you.
- scratching.

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My cat will bite you good! Item # 1309538501
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