Hold your mouse over some of the pictures for a potentially humorous description.
Old ones are at the bottom, new ones at the top.

Aww yeah... took me a while but it is back! Why do I look angry? Because installing Win2K means that I can't use my webcam and that I have to document new haircuts like this one with a digicam... Poop! Who am I on the phone to? Fuck off, I'm not telling. Bitch.
Hey, check out the yuppie, let's beat the shit out of him and steal his wallet! Oh wait, that's me... :( The hair is dead! Long live the Hair! - I feel so punk now... I just got back from a bike ride. Sweaty and purple. Probably not the best thing I could do to myself - but hey, when the weather is like it is now (90F) it is hard to stay inside.
So, I started growing the moustache as a joke and to piss Keri off a bit. Now it is coming in I think I might like it. Or I think I think I might like it. Sometimes I'm not sure where the joke that is Marc ends and the person that is Marc begins. I'm a fool. Trying my hand at orking! So bored I lost my mind...
The sun gets in my eyes sometimes. Kicking back because I've got nothing better to do... Has Marc got an interview or something? He must do - he's wearing pants!
Look, I'm balancing two tiny kittens on my finger! Trick photography, ain't it great! Just as an aside, I'm wearing a shirt that I got from Urban Outfiters over the weekend. It is navy blue with yellow silhouette of a cowboy on a bucking horse on it. When we drove to Chicago from Seattle we passed through Wyoming and I looked EVERYWHERE for a shirt almost exactly like it but couldn't find one. Go figure. So, I went to the barber and said, 'I'd like a shag please' ha ha ha. Get it, because my haircut is called a shag but in some places a shag is sex... funny. Deep. I am not crying, my eyes are watering because my sinuses are FUCKED. Oh yeah, I'm sick as a dog.
You didn't believe me about the whole *missing part of my finger* thing did you? Ha. Oh, and yes, that is a cat tail. Bike messenger of DOOM! (no, I'm not a bike messenger, I just thought this pic made me look like one...) You can't see it in the picture but I'm wagging my tail
Dude! Are you going to light that bong or just stare at it? (no, I wasn't smoking weed, I just thought the hat and the look on my face made me look like I *could* have been smoking it.) My reaction to the economy going sour and me being unemployed... I lied about the humorous descriptions too. I'm just not really a funny guy. You know? I mean, I try sometimes but something like this always trips me up and exposes me as the fraud I really am
The doctor said he could remove the cat if I was really interested. I told him not to bother, it gives me something to stroke when I'm bored. This is me preparing to eat a baby I heart my bike.

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