Unless it was mean...
Man, I really hope it was you, all like drunk and shit, spewing deep philosophical bullshit.
I love it when you go off on riffs like that... I'll be all standing by the side going, "Yeah! Go! Yeah, tell it man, tell it!!"
You remember that one time when the big, ugly dude stood up and was all ready to kick your ass because he didn't like what you were saying about Jungian analysis - and how I got all up in his face and cracked that glass over his shaved fucking head! And then how all of his ugly friends got up and chased us out of the Toys 'R' Us while the first dude just sat there all dazed with his mouth open and shit; just staring at the blood on his hands, like he couldn't believe the shit was his or something.