SEATTLE I wasn't cast. I wasn't
picked for my acting ability, or my looks. I'm not famous. Yet. But
still, I wanted to be a part of a movie, just once. So I decided to
take the day off from my doomed dot-com job and infiltrate the set
of Angelina Jolie's latest movie.
The film I was "working" on is called Life, or Something Like
It, which is supposedly about a bored Seattle reporter (played
by Angelina Jolie) trying to add meaning to her life when she finds
out she's going to die. I'm not really sure what type of movie it is
going to turn out to be, but the few scenes I was in suggested some
kind of bad romantic comedy type thing.
Most of my day involved being herded from one section of
Seattle's giant baseball field to another in order to offer the
illusion of a capacity crowd. A capacity crowd that was actually
only 400 randomly chosen extras, all of whom were pretending to be
really, really excited about the local baseball hero (Christian
Kane, from the WB series Angel). Kane, you see, plays Angie's
baseball stud boyfriend (everyone on the set calls her Angie).
Doesn't that sound cute?
It's odd that 400 people could be relatively easily convinced to
"act" for 13 hours for a paltry $41, but I guess the economic
downturn really opens the floodgates. We all stood and screamed our
guts out on command, and when it was time to eat, we fought over the
boxed lunches like hungry chimps.
I took two and saw others walking away with five or six boxes,
stuffing them into backpacks, smiling smugly and probably thinking
very highly of themselves for solving the "what to do for lunch for
the rest of the week" dilemma. There was an ice sculpture in the
lunch area when we first went in. I think it was a swan. By the time
we left, it was broken.
My 'Big Break'
Toward the end of the day, the crowd was getting
tired and we were informed that we would be filming the final scene:
a shot of the crowd reacting to something exciting on the baseball
diamond. I took my seat toward the edge of the extras pool and
psyched myself up (my idea of getting into character), when I
noticed someone pointing at my friend and me and shouting, "You two,
switch with these two down here!"
For some reason that I like to think had something to do with our
good looks, the production assistant wanted us to move down closer
to the front. I was thrilled. I had been hanging around the
periphery of most shots because, to me, it wasn't really worth
scrambling over someone's grandmother to have a split-second glimpse
of my face in a movie I knew nothing about.
The move put us next to a set of empty seats, where we prepared
for another long wait. But before we knew it, makeup people swooped
upon us like great vultures and powdered shiny bits of our faces,
while important-looking men pressed buttons on light meters above
our heads. The director, Stephen Herek (he who directed the
brilliant Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure), was telling
us what to do and talking directly to us!
Then they rolled the cameras out. Movie cameras are big and
scary-looking, resembling some kind of secret government torture
device. We started to get nervous. "What if they have to do the
scene a dozen times because I can't stop shaking?" "What if I pee my
pants?"
We Can't Get No
Then the famous people arrived and made everything
better by taking the heat off us rookies. Lucky, lucky day: Angelina
ended up sitting right next to me. Next to her was some new child
actor, Jesse James, an incredibly cute, precocious, and chatty
little guy. To his left sat Edward Burns, the only person in the
whole stadium special enough to warrant a real beer. Bastard.
The next two hours flew by. In one scene, in which Kane's
hometown hero hits a home run, the Rolling Stones' "(I Can't Get No)
Satisfaction" started blasting and everyone (myself included) was
ordered to dance. People looked really silly, mainly because they
turned the music off halfway through and we were all forced to
pantomime clap and silently cheer because the sound needed to be
down for the dialogue.
After shooting wrapped, Angelina and the child star joked around
(with plenty of profanities coming from Jolie's bee-stung lips) as
she was swarmed by high-school kids for an autograph. Luckily, I had
secured mine a manly "To Marc, Love Angelina" scribble on the back
of a receipt from my wallet almost immediately after she sat down,
but I was still stuck in the middle of the throng of people trying
to get closer to the glow that was Angelina.
The whole thing was surreal. The bright lights shining as people
like Angelina and Ed Burns, whom I'd witnessed only in two
dimensions before, suddenly sat next to me, talking about baseball
and Seattle and tongues and stale popcorn. Look for me in the movie;
I'm the one with the stunned expression and powdered face, fake
cheering at a fake Toronto Blue Jays-Seattle Mariners game and
trying really, really hard to look interested in an imaginary ball.
Marc Needham
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